The Imperial Khaganate of Khanbaliq Mongolia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bilguun Khan with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 9.457 billion Mongols are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khanbaliq. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mongolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,603 trillion Tögrögs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,558 Tögrögs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khanbaliq Mongolia's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Khanbaliq Mongolia is ranked 5,316^th in the world and 4^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 59.47 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.